luciadawn:

If you’re between the ages of 18-21 and you know the basics of HTML, there’s a 99% chance that you learned HTML when you were 13 to trick out your user lookup on Neopets

(Source: unclefather)

robotmango:

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

(Source: bent-duck)

basedbridget:

A moment of silence for the old beloved PJO chapter names

magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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nebranska:

slangwang:

val-hella:

*HEAVY BREATHING*

today is the day all my followers know that im gorillaz trash

source for the non-believers

nebranska:

slangwang:

val-hella:

*HEAVY BREATHING*

today is the day all my followers know that im gorillaz trash

source for the non-believers
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annabellioncourt:

floozys:

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I AM CRYING

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(Source: weirdnessisgood)